12/17/2022 0 Comments Katt williams pimp chronicles 2![]() ![]() (“I generally sing some Pearl Jam when I need to come to an even, still place before I hit. Then picking up the blunt and ashing lightly. It was all about Katt hopping out of the cart at the seventh hole, throwing his blunt on the grass so he could hold his putter, and sinking a 27-footer while singing a Pearl Jam song. 1 The morning was all about being “pin high.” It was all about how consistent and legit Katt Williams's short game is. Katt didn't even ask me anything weird like “Why didn't Jesus get married?” until after the turn at the ninth hole. He's possessed of naturally occurring magic, and like all magic foraged in the wild, it isn't strictly a tame kind of magic.īut like I said, the day started out very, well, comedians golfing. And not just because he's short and often wears kind of a Vandyke, but more because there's a twinkle of mischief in this motherfucker's eye. If someone were to ask about the vibe Katt Williams gives in person, I'd say: Rumpelstiltskin. ![]() Beneath his big white sun hat, Katt was already beginning to sweat. It was early, barely 9 A.M., but Miami was already a steamed dome of sidewalks and overgrown underbrush. Katt drove us all-me and three of the comedians he brings on tour with him, men named Red, Jay, and Zoo-to a golf course in his Bentley truck, which smelled of fine leather and Egyptian jasmine (his fragrance). Suit by Etro / Shirt by Maison Margiela / Hat (his own) by Anthony Peto ![]() And it was clear that he believed him, too. A look that said: You, who cling desperately to the very instruments designed for your imprisonment, are just a limited, blinkered piece of sentient meat.Īnd do you know what? I believed him. Ah, okay, I said, so it's like: Age ain't nothing but a number? Katt Williams stopped pacing and gave me a look. He tried to explain it to me: When you tell your brain what age you are, it makes your body be that age. “The brain,” he said, “is more like a computer than we now understand.” When I asked what that religion is, he told me that's not the point. But if you look for Katt Williams on the Internet, what you'll mostly find are stories of weird and purportedly criminal shit he's done, as well as a lot of people searching “Is Katt Williams still alive?”Īs for his age, he told me he grew up in a religion that does not celebrate birthdays, so he didn't keep track. Have you seen Pimp Chronicles Part 1? Or Part 2? Or his new Netflix special? Have you been to one of his thousands of shows in the past decade or so? If you have, you know that Katt became a legend without broadening or diluting himself to become more “mainstream,” which is unusual. Katt Williams, you should know, is a comic icon. It's part of a whole sociocultural-legal infrastructure that he feels isn't interested in understanding the truth, or him. I can understand it if Katt Williams feels like he can't trust the Internet. ![]()
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